BOLT: LET ME PLAY FOR MAN UTD!

The fastest man on the planet insists he can do a job for Sir Alex Ferguson if he was given a trail at the club. The Jamaican, who is a lifelong Man Utd fan, had this to say, "If Alex Ferguson called me up and said, ‘OK let’s do this, come and have a trial’, it would be impossible for me to say No." United could do with adding some speed to their midfield what with old men Giggs and Scholes still going! LOL!